Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dangerous



This is my husband's deadliest weapon, reserved for taking down Big Game, like his wife. It is registered with the local sheriff's office. If you note the post time below, you'll see how this lemon tart caught me in its sights at the most vulnerable hour. Shame on him for maliciously assaulting his wife with this atrocity.

If you only knew the brutality I put up with every day. It's a miracle I've lived this long.

This might be my final post. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, please send a posse. You might need a skip loader too.

25 comments:

the walking man said...

I hope it came on a late and not in a pie plate.

Roxy said...

Ummmmm, now that looks heavenly! Posse on standby for ya, lol.

Karen said...

Lucky girl! My husband graduated from the beanie-weenies he made for the kids to canned spaghetti sauce he occasionally "makes" these days. How I long for a lemon tart! On second thought, it's probably a good idea that he not make such delights!

steveroni said...

...and I'll bring a fork...to clean up the evidence. (I'd also play the violin--grin!)

Jasmine said...

mmmh! Looks lovely. Lemons do wake you up though don't they :)

Alan Burnett said...

I feel sorry for you. I'd be glad to take some of that pie off your hands. Does it travel well?

Brian Miller said...

haha. a skip loader....hope you enjoy it...smiles.

The Bug said...

Well doesn't THAT look fabulous!

Indigo said...

Ha! Deadly sweets, go right for the waist don't they? (Hugs)Indigo

Magpie said...

Lemon is one of my favorites!! This looks so delicious. I have a friend who makes one of these where you put the whole lemon in a blender and there are like only 5 ingredients. It is divine! Let me know if you need help eating your way out of trouble. It's what friends are for. :)

Syd said...

My wife and I made some peach cobbler the other day and some home made ice cream. I'll join you in the debauchery.

Mrsupole said...

Oh my goodness, can I get assaulted too. I think I would want to be assaulted with this tart everyday.

Is he willing to share the recipe if it is homemade, which it looks like it is. I am not sure a bakery could make something that looks this good. Maybe my hubby will assault me with it too. I wish I could smell it but alas when I put my nose up to it I just smelled the screen. And if I get a fork and sneak me a bite, I am sure it will just taste like screen too.

All I can do is beg your husband to share this recipe with all the hubby's out their in the world, and I think he would see a remarkable change in the happiness level in the women throughout the land.

It is a beautiful looking tart and please let your husband know this.

God bless.

Argent said...

I believe there is some kind of law against tart that looks that good.

lakeviewer said...

He bakes? My lord, girl, he is dangerous! Kiss him for me, before you shoot him.

steveroni said...

Syd said he would "...join you in the debauchery." Is that what we used to call the sitting room?-grin!

crownring said...

Hmm, I'll happily join you for a piece of that lemon tart, Chris. And don't worry, I'll bring my own forklift.

Gabriella Moonlight said...

OMG I love lemon, lemon anything, including just lemons...

Lemon tart and lemon pie, cake, cookies, it is all good with me...lemony goodness indeed.

Hugs
G

Julie said...

A skip loader...haha! I'll be needing one of those pretty soon if I keep eating so much candy. But this beats candy. I am literally drooling just looking at the picture. Beautiful! Yes, yes...please share the recipe if you have it. And the skip loader:)

e said...

I'll gladly bring a skip loader for a bite of that!

Carrie Burtt said...

That does look dangerous!!
Now stab it with a fork! :-)

TechnoBabe said...

How many lemon tarts did you eat? If you had called me, I would have sacrificed and helped you eat some. Hey, we're buds, right?

Pat transplanted to MN said...

Oh that looks absolutely delicious...lemon is my favortie ahead of chocolate...my mouth is watering and not a lemon in the house!

RNSANE said...

What a nice husband....if there's anything I like better than lemon, it's a combo of lemon and blueberry. Get him to work on that, then call me and I'll make the drive down.

Marion said...

My favourite! I now have to make one, because this is one craving I won't deny, lol! Scrumptious photo!

Georgina Dollface said...

I'm on my way, with a blank recipe card and a pen! - G

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