Awakening on the anniversary of her entrance
into the world, surprised to find herself
still here, and still aging, Chris searched her past
thoughtfully for some lasting contribution
she might have made to mankind. Finally
it blossomed, her pearl of wisdom:
If you want the straight poop, go to the business end of the cow.
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into the world, surprised to find herself
still here, and still aging, Chris searched her past
thoughtfully for some lasting contribution
she might have made to mankind. Finally
it blossomed, her pearl of wisdom:
If you want the straight poop, go to the business end of the cow.
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(I believe I created this pearl myself. I don't think anyone thought of it before me. So it's my gift to the great anals of human wisdom, right up there with "I came, I saw, I conquered" and "It ain't over till the fat lady sings."
It's Flash 55 Friday. Visit the Host with the Most, Mr. Knowitall Himself! for more blockbuster statements in human history, in 55 little words
(I didn't take this silly photo, and I don't know who did)
25 comments:
You are such a source of enlightenment, Chris.
Happy Birthday, Chris!
Happy Birthday, Chris! I'm laughing despite a bad night!~
I hope your business end gives you no problems and that your day is fantastic.
Have a good birthday kiddo and remember let the fineness of the day set the tone for the year.
Be Well
mark
Happy happy birthday my friend!!!! And a beautiful year full of blessings and miracles be yours to share!
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday party pooper!
stay out of the woods!
breathe,
Di
happy happy happy birthday
happy happy happy birthday
happy happy happy birthday
2 u 2 u 2 u!
That will go done in the anals of quotable quotes. Oooops!Did I misspell that? Nah.
Oh yah. Happy Birthday, dear friend.
Enjoyed that. Happy birthday.
Wonderful down to Earth attitude here! LOL Happy Birthday!
oh nice - happy birthday...and i like the pic...cows have the most beautiful velvet eyes...
Happy birthday, fellow Scorpio!
Happy Birthday Chris!!!!
You've left many many nuggets of posterity behind you My Friend.
Loved your 55.
I hope you are enjoying your SPECIAL Day.
Thanks for playing, Thanks for visiting, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Happy Birthday to you
May no cows poop on your shoe!
:)
Peace to you from another woman of a certain age.
And that looks like a straight talking cow. :)
Happy weekend!
Ha, ha!! You're too funny, Girl.
Happy Birthday!
I'll have to go check some cow poop.
You never know.
Happy Birthday to you.
wow,
lovely cow..
amazing 55.
That was a real pearl, Chris... May you offer many many more such (without the cow poop ofcourse ;-))
A very Happy Birthday!! xoxoxox
Didn't really know what else to do Chris, have posted my conribution for The Poetry Bus, but don't seem to be able to bring up the comment page to leave my link. Help.
Happy Birthday Chris--love your blog and hope this year brings you all you wich for---c
...the great anals of human of human history? Well, Poop Shute...hope your day was a litterbox full of fun!
Chris, I am sorry to have missed your special day. Happy belated Birthday! I am glad that you share the straight poop.
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